Chapter 4:
The sun gradually set.
The sky was completely dark.
Lights in the park lit up one by one, faintly glowing like phosphorescence.
Shanyuan: "It's closing time, and the next path will become longer." His junior brother popped his head out again, "Let's divine, let's divine, let's see if the next path is easy to walk." I looked at the pitch-black tiger park in front of me.
With determination, I spent 500 yuan.
Shanyuan pulled out a tortoise shell and shook the copper coins inside.
The coins fell.
He glanced at them and said, "Don't buy things from the administrators, your currencies are not compatible." I turned on the flashlight on my phone and slightly illuminated the path ahead.
There was a dark figure standing at the entrance of the tiger park.
"This should be the administrator that Dao Chang mentioned." "Oh my god! How terrifying, retreat! Retreat! Retreat!" I couldn't bring myself to move forward: "Evil spirits and monsters, quickly leave.
'Those who advance in battle are all warriors in formation.'" I mumbled a string of words and took two steps forward.
The dark figure also slowly approached me.
Why wasn't it considered running in both directions? My legs were trembling.
The figure slowly walked up to me.
I whispered, "To avoid scaring everyone, I'll censor him first." "I'm crying." "The host is really good." After censoring, I looked up again.
The administrator had a pale face and stiff expression.
His smile was forced, even tearing at the corners of his mouth.
He held a bloody chicken and said, "Buy a chicken to feed the tiger for only twenty bucks." Shen Yuan said we couldn't spend money.
In that case, let's try to get it from the head office.
I said, "I'm a student, give it to me for free." The administrator asked, "?".
I continued to act shamelessly, "My family is poor, I have an 80-year-old grandmother and a three-year-old brother, give it to me." He stuttered, "How big is the age difference between your mother and your brother?" I started to cry, "It's a long story.
My mom isn't actually my biological mother, and my brother isn't my biological brother..." I cried like a hero crumbling and mountains tumbling.
The administrator said, "...then I'll give it to you." He threw the chicken at me and slowly walked away with a stooped back.
"The host seems to have ten years of experience freeloading." "Haha...
Hahaha...
How can someone even deceive ghosts?" "Poor administrator." I sighed with relief and started walking with the chicken.
Chapter 5:
There were three tigers in the tiger park.
They were so hungry that they were skin and bones.
But I only had one chicken.
I stood at the gate, troubled, and said to my phone, "There are three tigers but only one chicken.
What's the smartest thing to do?" The bullet comments started to have fun: "Whisper in the tiger's ear: I'm smart, let me pass." "Tell the tiger: You have food stuck in your teeth." "Hang yourself at the gate of the tiger park." "Kneel down and beg the tiger not to embarrass you." After watching the bullet comments for a few minutes, I considered my options and chose the kindergarten teachers' group.
I stood at the gate holding the chicken and said, "Let me see which little tiger cub is the best." The three skinny tigers all approached, their pupils flickering.
I started training the tigers, "Sit, stand, shake hands with the tiger next to you.
The one who performs the best gets the chicken." I threw the chicken in.
I clapped my hands and was ready to leave, but then I heard a tiger roar.
"Oh my god! Run! The two tigers that didn't get the chicken are chasing after me!" "Run, host, run!" I glanced back.
Two hungry tigers rushed out.
They tore down the gate of the tiger park and chased after me with a loud clatter.
These tigers were difficult to handle.
They were unreasonable.
Luckily, they hadn't eaten in a long time, so they couldn't run fast.
As I ran, I shouted, "The little friend who ate the chicken over there, come save me." The tiger who had eaten its fill ran up to me.
I said, "Crouch down." It obediently did so.
I climbed onto its back and said, "Good, take me away from them." "Huh? Can this work?" "The host is a qualified kindergarten teacher." "Extra points for the kindergarten teachers' group."
Chapter 6:
I escaped from the tiger park.
The next location was the peacock park.
Junior martial brother appeared again, "Wanna have your fortune told? Half-price for the second divination."
"I said, 'Only one divination, save 250 yuan.' He said, 'No, there are two rules in this park.' Announcer: [Looks like I have to spend these two bucks.] I want to cry but no tears come out.
This is the first time I've sent money to someone through a video call.
I swipe another 750 yuan.
Shan Yuan starts explaining the rules, 'Don't look at the peacock on the screen.' I ask, 'What happens if I do?' '...You become part of the screen.' He continues, 'Second rule: don't agree to the peacock's courtship.' I say, 'Huh?' Normal people wouldn't agree to that.
[Hahaha...hahaha...hahaha...hahahaha...don't agree to the peacock's courtship.] [Does anyone really agree to that?] I put on sunglasses and confidently walk by.
But I'm stopped by someone.
He's very handsome.
Pale skin, blue eyes, exotic.
[What's this? Handsome guy, agree to it.] [I was wrong, I'll agree.] He gives me a devilish smile and says, 'The more I look at you, the more I hate you.
You're lovable yet tiresome to look at.' [Hey, that's too greasy.] [Why aren't you saying anything after agreeing just now.] Me: '...' Oh, so this is the peacock.
He leans against the wall with one hand, 'Sweet words are stolen, but my liking for you is real.' I wanted to pour a bottle of dishwashing liquid on him, but I didn't have one.
I rummage through my bag and find blotting paper, throwing it at him.
He screams and turns back into a peacock: 'I don't believe anyone dislikes me! No one can resist my charm!' Then, it opens its screen.
Eyes, eyes on each feather.
Each eye is winking at me.
My stomach churns, I'm about to vomit.
I turn on the flashlight on my phone and shine it at him.
He grumbles and runs away, 'No decency! Shining a strong light in a male celebrity's eyes!'