When I was a child, we had many rats at home, and these rats were fat and big, weighing about twenty to thirty catties each. These rats were all prepared for my great-grandfather. He sat on the earthen kang, examining the two rats my grandfather was holding in his hands and said, "No, they are too thin."
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Dog as cannon fodder
I am in a book, but my character is not in the book because I am just a cannon fodder supporting character's dog. I curse at the sky, and even passing dogs shake their heads, I curse so obscenely.
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Heart-wrenching.
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Appraisal livestream, bloody sightings.
I am live-streaming antique appraisal, connected to the high school belle. She takes out an embroidered shoe, and I say it's from the Ming Dynasty. She bursts into laughter and says the shoe belongs to her sister-in-law. "Impossible, the corpse oil on it is almost aged!" The belle challenges me to bring her sister-in-law to my house for proof. Only then do I realize that it is a blood corpse, and every fifteenth of the month, it bleeds from its nine orifices and needs to consume a large amount of human blood to replenish itself. And tonight happens to be the fifteenth.
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Bending the Crown Prince
My sister offered me ten million yuan to seduce the Prince Jinkquan and break off his engagement. "Damn it, I hate people who wear Buddhist beads to show off!" This "straight guy killer" openly and secretly flirted with him for two months and finally successfully pursued him, taking the money and running away without any attachment. The cold and noble Prince Jinkquan went crazy. He personally grabbed me and tied my hands with his tie. "Since you deceived me, you must pay the price." I randomly broke the Buddhist beads on his wrist and said, "Come on, I'm not afraid of you."
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Missy's celebrity diary.
I am the only daughter of a capital tycoon in the entertainment industry. In order to pursue my idol, I took a backdoor entrance to participate in a popular variety show with him. I was about to give a passionate hug to the beautiful idol, but she avoided me with a disgusted look on her face. "Where did this privileged person come from? Don't know how many older men's beds she climbed, disgusting." However, the one I never liked, Heihong Xiaohua, pulled me behind her. "Where did this naive and sweet person come from? Hide behind sister, I'll help you curse them. Anyway, sister was born in ruins." Mom, I found a new wife!